Wednesday, July 24, 2013

I might be a little bit potted.

DUDE, YO, I'M SO FUCKING BORED.  Oh, oops, sorry. 

If you don't know by now I live upstairs but work downstairs.

Here's what's upstairs:  my apartment, my twin bed-built-for-one, my kitchen/refrigerator/food/stove - I cook. TV, no cable.  Radio, the CD player is broken, but the tape player works.  I have a phone; no one calls. Shower. Toilet. Toothbrush and toothpaste. Floss. 2 bicycles. Paint and things to paint on and things to paint with. Water.

That pretty much covers it.

Here's what's downstairs: J-O-B. An alarm system/code.  Computer (i.e.internet). Air conditioning. Alcohol.

Sometimes I'm upstairs and get bored and think, I should go downstairs.

So now I'm a little bit ... with downstairs.

(note to self: remain sober enough to punch in the correct alarm code upon exit.)